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Customs and Comedy: The Penis Pump Saga

An extra post for this week, because I couldn't resist sharing this with you

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Suzanne Noble
Jan 24, 2026
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Ever had to justify why you’re picking up a penis pump from customs?

Those of you who have been following my Chiang Mai adventures will know that this is definitely not a “lounger by the pool” kind of holiday. In just three weeks, I’ve packed in more memorable experiences and amusing anecdotes than I ever thought humanly possible, including discovering t…

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